Archive for the ‘Pitt’ Category

A Track Layin’ Train

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

“Did the Lord say that machines ought to take the place of the living? Then what’s a substitute for bread and beans? Do engines get rewarded for their steam?”

Something tells me, even John Henry hisself would lose a contest with this machine.

Incidentally, this video was taken in Belgium, however there are plans to bring these stateside, to lay the proposed high speed rail route between Chicago and St. Louis. Its all part of The Messiah’s great Rejouvenifying Americaland plan! Get on board, catch the fever! Catch it!

Death…the Skipper, too

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Did you know that Emily Dickenson’s famous poem, Death, neatly fits the tune of the theme song from Gilligan’s Island? Try it!

Spiller Time

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

You can thank Clemson for your running game, Buffalo. Now I might actually get to watch some Bills games in the bars down here.

Wagon Update

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

So far I’ve put just over 1000 miles on my ‘67 Volvo 122 wagon since getting it on the road a couple of months ago. So let’s examine those 1000 miles:

Average fuel economy: 27 mpg, on 87 octane
Oil used: 1 quart
Repairs: replaced fan belt ($14), adjusted carburetors (free)
Number of times survived EMP due to points ignition: none…yet

Shopping List

Monday, August 30th, 2010

So, here’s my shopping list for this afternoon:

-Prune Juice
-Bar Soap
-Shoe Laces
-Wasp Spray

Yup, its gonna be a fun night tonight. I get to relace my boots, take a shower, and kill that infestation of hornets in one of my cars, all while staying regular.

Antiquated and Obsoleted

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Sometimes, I hate what they call “progress” these days. Trying to find a new set of tires for my Corvair. Now, I’m not talking bias ply tires, high performance, or anything weird like that. Just a nice set of basic radial tires, with a narrow whitewall. Like this:

Unfortunately, due to all the kids these days going for that “hella flush” look (which is “hella stupid” in my book, or anyone for that matter who understands vehicular dynamics and handling) finding actual rubber tires with an actual sidewall big enough to put a white wall on is next to impossible.  This super exotic, hard-to-find size I’m speaking of?  185/80R13.  Firestone is apparently the lone manufacturer of these tires now, and the chains don’t carry them.  You have to mail-order them and then find someone who will install them for you.  Incredible. 

I guess we can only wish that small wheels and fat rubber eventually come back into vogue…

Another Cadillac

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Enginerds

Friday, August 20th, 2010

A couple of days ago, Kate’s younger brother came home from the South Carolina shore where he lives to visit for a couple of days before going back to college. He happened to bring along his significant other, who would be meeting all of us for the first time. And, they happened to arrive in her car. Over dinner, she happened to mention a problem she was experiencing with her brakes, and it wasn’t long, of course, before Kate’s father (who is also a mechanical engineer, and a gearhead) and I were poring over the car, checking not only the brakes, but underhood, underneath, in the tailpipe, etc. The women folk were apparently amused by all this, and stood nearby with expressions ranging from smirks to awe. In retrospect, I can see how this might have been a bit intimidating for the girl, who had never met any of us before in her life, but she took it in stride and seemed grateful. I mean, come on, we’re engineers. Fixing stuff is what we do, it is our raison de…something. Hell if I know French.

Rust Belt Rustier

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Earlier this year, the Mansfield-Ontario stamping plant in Mansfield, OH closed its doors, probably for good. Just another far away plant, in some far away town, making a small blip on the nightly news.

But last weekend I was in Mansfield, OH, and happened to drive past the old plant. It was absolutely unbelievable. The facility itself is mind-bogglingly huge, and sports its own power grid, and even a water tower. From the road, all you can see is one continuous mass of buildings- office areas melding into manufacturing, and it spans out for what seems like thousands of yards in every direction. While the plant’s only been closed for a few months, already the landscaping looks haggard, and large weeds have grown through the cracks in the pavement. Rust drips off the sides of the metal buildings. And not a single car can be seen, in all the hundreds of parking spots. Across the road, the Local UAW office is vacant. All around the area, stores, hotels, and restaurants are being vacated, abandoned, left to fall apart, and eventually being torn down. About 2,000 jobs were lost when GM shuttered the building, and now the community is left trying to find work, and something to do with a facility that’s just too ungainly to do anything with. Another dead dinosaur.

Chicago^play^land

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

You know how we always poke fun of that stretch of Rt 15 in Pennsylvania, what with its Amish Quilts and whatnot? They’ve got nothing on Northern Indiana. After driving through about 60 miles of nothing but Casinos, Adult Entertainment Venues, and Fireworks Stands aongside I-65, I thought, ‘Wow, Northern Indiana is nothing but Chicago’s playland.’