When I first got into engineering, I never dreamt that I’d ever write the phrase “Hot Heavy Wet Loaded Curves” in a technical document. Nor that I would use the phrase “Cold Dry Empty Emergency” in the same document. And yet, here I am today, using just those words. Don’t ask.

There’s a Hot Wet Loaded Emergency, too. You probably don’t want to know what that is.
That reminds me of my favorite paper ever in a scientific journal: “Sex with knockout models”
Now that, I DO want to know about!