Just a note to wish everyone a fun and happy Thanksgiving. Much like the Mormon faith, the pet rock, or the streamlined fins of an old Biscayne, Thanksgiving is a holiday that could only have been invented by Americans: a chance to gluttonously embarrass ourselves with the riches and spoils of a continent that we have been exploiting at breakneck speed for a couple of centuries.

Dibs on the drumsticks.

4 Responses to “Thanksgiving”

  1. Kevin says:

    Now Christmas shopping can officially begin!!!

    Wish me luck tomorrow boys, I will be in the trenches.

  2. matt says:

    Ah, traditions. Turkey, cranberry sauce, bad wine in nice glasses, and the yearly attempt by some jackass to burn down his house with a deep fryer.

  3. Pitt says:


    We had good wine in bad glasses, but I guess that’s how we Italians roll. OH, and I already got the drumsticks. All Eight of them. Man, that was one fast turkey!

  4. Pitt says:


    I fear for your soul. I hope you don’t end up trampled in the glow of the early morning Blue Light Special.

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