Down The Memory Hole

2009-Buffalo-Bills

Apparently, the Bills were handing out team photos before the Miami game a couple weeks back. Team photos that were taken early in the season, when Dick Jauron was still the coach.

No problem. Just photoshop him out.

Stay classy, Russ Brandon.

5 Responses to “Down The Memory Hole”

  1. matt says:

    Not very thorough work, either. Number 31, Byrd, is occupying the spot where Dick used to be. That must be why he has one khaki leg on his uniform.

  2. Pitt says:

    I hate doing this with photos of ex girlfriends. Someone ought to start a service providing this.

  3. Dan says:

    This offends me as someone who uses Photoshop professionally. Really? The best they could do is enlarge Byrd a little bit, forget a leg, and botch a couple of pixels near the ear? I have a seething hatred for shitty Photoshop jobs because I would love to do that for a living, play with an Adobe product and be paid for it, and I would take pride in said work and not make it obvious.

  4. Dan says:

    On reviewing my statement, I realize it’s retarded to think that Russ Brandon would ever hire a quality graphic artist. He probably either takes failed ones from Chicago or promotes assistant graphic artists instead.

  5. matt says:

    @Dan

    Nice.

    “This photoshop strategy would work fine if I still had Brian Urlacher.”

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