No Cussing

The California State Assembly is apparently debating whether or not to declare the first week of March “Cuss Free Week”. Residents of the state would be encouraged to avoid profane speech during that week.

Yeah, this is definitely the most important issue facing California today.

“What’s that? We’re paying IOUs to vendors because the state is broke? Angry students are occupying buildings in the CSU system to protest tuition hikes? Well, let’s take a look at that swear jar legislation.”

4 Responses to “No Cussing”

  1. Dan says:

    I can’t tell if this law was more likely created by hippies or super-conservatives. For one hand they both dislike swearing, one because they’re everybody’s parent and the other because it doesn’t promote love. Also they both could ignore the money, the conservatives trying to distract the people of California from the real problems while they shred paperwork and the hippies because money only brings pain, man.

  2. Pitt says:

    I’d wager this was put forth by the “Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children” crowd, most of whome tend to be more on the Sarah Palin side of things.

    Or, in other words, self-righteous and well showered, rather than self-righteous and filthy.

  3. matt says:


    The people who are concerned with my bedroom, as opposed to the people who are concerned with my wallet. Got it.

    Er, “you betcha”.

  4. BrianN says:

    Maybe it’s the government, that just doesn’t want people cussin’ at them?

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