USB? Yum!

An excellent post on the Smoking Gun:

In a bold and bizarre attempt to destroy evidence seized during a federal raid, a New York City man grabbed a flash drive and swallowed the data storage device while in the custody of Secret Service agents, records show.

That’s going to hurt. Soon.

2 Responses to “USB? Yum!”

  1. BrianN says:

    Yeah, the biggest problem is he’s a mac user, so after he finally shits the thing out his colon will complain that he didn’t properly eject the drive first.

  2. Pitt says:

    Good one, Brian. But my Windows box always does the same thing.

    I’ve seen some flash drives- PNY makes one that’s impossibly tiny. I could see swallowing it. But my cheapo- Staples(tm) brand one with the chrome ring is definitely not suited for spur-of-the-moment concealment in the digestive tract.

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