“Wild Asian Ass”

An 89 year old man was doing his daily crossword, probably reflecting on how wholesome things used to be and how much he misses the old days, when disaster struck.

“14 across…Wild Asian Ass. Must be some sort of donkey in them far east lands. Maybe that Yahoo sumgun will know. Let’s see now, how do you use these board keys again? ‘W’-‘I’-‘L’-‘D’…”

The part that makes it is the look on his face. He looks like he just wants to beat whoever owns those sites back into the 1950’s.

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6 Responses to ““Wild Asian Ass””

  1. Pitt says:

    Web Tip of the Day: Don’t ever do a Google search for “Dick’s Sporting Goods”.

  2. Pitt says:

    It is erroneous how they describe him as an “ex-engineer”. I don’t know any ex-engineers. Once an engineer, always an engineer. Its sort of like being a child molestor or a serial killer, but with less windowless van driving and more calculator usage.

  3. Kevin says:

    @ Pitt

    Wow you really grouped yourself with some winners in there…

  4. BrianN says:

    Good think the question wasn’t about the South American Cocks.

  5. BrianN says:

    Besides, that’s what you get for cheating on a cross-word. Shame on him.

  6. matt says:


    You should point out that it’s only slightly less van driving.

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