Haiku for the win!

Here’s a chance to put those Haiku skills to the test and win something, and if you don’t want it send it here! sideI know we have mad Haiku skills on here, plus the fact you have nothing to go on beside this should make it interesting.  Post’em here and send a copy to theboss@empirebmx.com   Bring the pain!

10 Responses to “Haiku for the win!”

  1. Kevin says:

    The last contest,
    Win! Steven of Alden.
    Built it here.

  2. Pitt says:

    My legs grow weary
    The socket strains from the torque
    Curse thee, Gravity!

  3. matt says:

    A man of great size
    would break this bike in a week.
    Shatter, frame, shatter.

  4. Kevin says:

    @ Pitt

    Sprocket

  5. Dan says:

    If bikes were women
    I’d treat this one real classy
    Then ride her all day.

  6. Pitt says:

    @Kevin,

    Artistic license

    Whoever the hell
    Thought neon green rims looked good
    Deserves punishment

  7. matt says:

    Neon green bike rims,
    Like the Seahawks’ third jerseys,
    Abomination.

  8. Adam says:

    A new bike for me
    I would ride it all the time
    this contest is rigged

  9. Kevin says:

    Fork is bent? No!
    Colors garish? Yes sir.
    Want it? You betcha.!

  10. Kevin says:

    Here is a web link.
    Aaron Ross ripping it.
    Mickey is so fine.

    http://www.odysseybmx.com/videos/electronical-aaron-ross-2/

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