I love Neon. Its got a cool sounding name. Just say it out loud. “Neon”. It sounds so…futuristic. Plus, its got an atomic number of 10. And, it makes cool signs. Just check out this Bowling Alley sign- probably my favorite ever:

Just seeing that sign makes me want to strap on some multicolored rental shoes, grab my 14 pounder, and go hoist some cold ones.

2 Responses to “Neon”

  1. matt says:

    So does this mean you’re buying a Plymouth Neon for your roadside orphanarium?

  2. Pitt says:

    Ironically, a car which was such a horrible piece of rolling dung on the streets is somewhat successful at LeMons. Which I guess does make some sense, if you think about it literally.

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