New Hampshire

The New Hampshire primary is coming up fast. And, since it only costs $1,000 to get on the primary ballot in the Granite State, there are over forty candidates, most of whom you’ve never heard of because they are completely bonkers.

I’d definitely put a Vermin Supreme 2012 sticker on my car.

3 Responses to “New Hampshire”

  1. Pitt says:

    Pretty well sums up the primaries.

    In the absence of anything better, I have to vote Paul again. Although I have to say, when you listen to him talk, he’s about the most annoying candidate out there. Harman Cain, on the other hand…that man should do an album with Barry White.

  2. Dan says:

    Amazingly, Ron seems to be the only Republican primary candidate that isn’t fully intent on shooting both feet out from under him.

  3. Chris says:

    Vermin Supreme 2012: A Pony for every American

    Hey, that’s even better than “a chicken in every pot.” It’s the best end hunger campaign idea I’ve heard in a long time. Are you expected to do the butchering yourself?

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