Man steals cop car, tries to run over officer, bites another.

Normally I’d come up with my own pithy title for this Word Press entry, but I thought and thought and couldn’t come up with anything better than the original news article’s. So here you go, a little Thursday morning news of the weird from South Kackalacki. Quote of the Day:

“Changes will be made to the patrol cars so that the windows cannot be rolled down from the inside.”

You think?

3 Responses to “Man steals cop car, tries to run over officer, bites another.”

  1. Pitt says:

    I’m surprised no one’s made a Barney Fife crack yet.

  2. matt says:

    Bumping up from check forgery to attempted murder of a policeman? That’s gonna add some years to the sentence.

    At least he’ll have a chance to get another one of those cool neck tattoos.

  3. Pitt says:

    Sad choices.

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